The Phred on Your Head Show theme song is a number performed at the beginning of all Phred on Your Head Show episodes.
- (name) x5
- This is (name)'s very own personal theme song
- On the Phred on Your Head Show (That's "Phred" with a P-H)
- Now that your noggin's turned to Noggin, let's get noggin' along
- On the Phred on Your Head Show (That's "Show" with an S-H)
- With (name) as your host, we'll show your favorite shows, we'll hear about what you know, and play Pickles to Pluto
- And check out what's online* (Hey that last line didn't rhyme!)
- Did we mention online?
- It's Noggin.com
- It's where we get a lot of stuff and then we put it on the show (Hello!)
- So let's end this song before it gets too long (Too late!)
- (name) is our host with the most as you know
- (Opening): And now without further ado, coming to you directly from (name)'s forehead.
- (Closing): We've hoped you've enjoyed the Phred on Your Head Show with (name) as your host
- It's the Phred (with a P-H) on Your Head Show!